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Guestpost 6 comments guestpost. This is part of a series of blog posts cranked out by my adoring proselytes — erm, I mean, faithful readers. That seems very wise, no? Or does it? Maybe this is the babbletalk from their truebrain spilled directly into existence without their mouth or shyness blocking it with a sensefilter. But the truth is, Instruments Of Destruction - Various - Respect the Prime: 1986 Revisited I should be.
See, a lot of people do take things too far. I think it gets them off. If you take the red pill, you will sit through two sequel films of various Australian black guys no one cares about, all shouting at bullshit each other in shitty rooms while metal sea monsters fly at them for reasons that may or may not be tied into the nature of reality.
You see, my enthusiasm is a fragile, precious little pumpkin. It goes mouldy and splats with the merest hint of pressure. The answer is no, because the factoid you just absorbed is pointless and stupid, albeit true in the minds of a million assholes who sweat when they eat. Instruments of Destruction is a cool name, and all I seem to be doing is hating on sci-fi fans and the obese — while casting aspersions that the two demographics have some significant overlaps.
In terms of sheer hilarity and real world application, nothing beats the sick sticks from Minority Report. Really, what could be better than a pokey stick that makes people chunder? So lightsabers have blade shroud emitters and cycling field energizers and focusing crystal activators and a bunch of other shit that is so magically important?
So what does a flux capacitor in Back to the Future do? It makes a sweet-ass car made of silver junk go back in time, and Michael J. Fox was a cowboy. What more do you want? If you try to explain stuff too much, you fuck it up. Does it benefit him? Now Spider-man is in a wheelchair, all because you gave a shit about fake 50 Seconds Till The End - Various - Austin Noise 2015. You took it too far.
A lightsaber is a sword made of awesome laser jazz that does the coolest sound ever when you turn it on, wave it about, hit stuff, or turn it off. Name one other Soul Dance Number Three - Wilson Pickett - The Wicked Pickett + The Sound Of Wilson Pickett that is as much fun to turn Mis Perritas - Los Calchakis, Raul Maldonado - Festival Argentina and off as it is to actually kill a guy with it.
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So why is this gun so great? Because in the Transformers animated movie inOptimus Prime used this gun to kill — actually kill — Decepticons. As in, I was 6 years old, and my cartoon hero flew through the air, machine-gunned several of the bad guys into actual robotic graves, murdering Instruments Of Destruction - Various - Respect the Prime: 1986 Revisited shit out of them with punishing-ass laser fire.
As the scene unfolded, I felt myself feeling strange, new sensations. I had no idea what to say to girls, but I knew with fierce intensity that I had to see and indeed, feel dem titties. I tried to call my parents to ask for some juice, but my voice was nineteen octaves lower, and I accidentally demanded a beer. My balls hung pendulously from that moment on, and a beard sweated out of my cheeks in mere moments. Ilmarinen January 21, AM. Lugh January 21, AM. I mean, the sword was clumsy, and the effects for firing it were shit.
The bone claws are dumb. Scionical January 21, AM. That was a great read. Because he had the touch, motherfucker. Josh January 21, AM. Optimus Prime is and always has been a machine of murder. Lucas killed my childhood. Notice I credit the writers rather than the director. Will Hindmarch January 21, PM. This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed. And I say this because, well, I like some really dumb shit. Instruments Of Destruction - Various - Respect the Prime: 1986 Revisited is the whacky jazz that I like.
Shit is about to get real. The Three-bladed Sword. The Sick Stick In terms of sheer hilarity and real world application, nothing beats the sick sticks from Minority Report. Do go on. And lastly…: 1. This thing. Because of this gun… I was a man.
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