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Dirty Jokes - Various - Awesome Fest 4


2010
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A redhead tells her blonde stepsister, "I slept with a Brazilian You slut! How many is a brazilian? A: She screws you two nights in a row.

Q: Why do blondes wear underwear? A: To keep their ankles warm. Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a guy? A: The blonde has the higher sperm count. Q: Did you hear about the blonde with a PhD in Psychology?

A: She'll blow your mind, too. Q: Did you hear about the new blonde paint? A: It's not real bright, but its cheap, and spreads easy. Q: Why are blondes so easy to get into bed? A: Who cares? Q: What do you call a skeleton in the closet with blonde hair? A: Last year's hide-and-go-seek winner.

Q: What do you call a blonde with a dollar on the top of their head? A: All you can eat, under a buck. Q: Did you hear about the conceited blonde? A: She screams her own name when she comes Q: Why can't Gas Mask (Rockstar Remix) - Various - Trump Techno Vol.

4 count to 70? A: Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful. Q: How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity? A: Her crayons are still sticky. Q: What happens when you give 61 dollars to a blonde? A: She wants 8 ate more. Q: What does a blonde and a turtle have in common? Q: What's the difference between a chorus line of blondes and a magician? A: A magician has a cunning array of stunts. Q: What's the difference between a blonde and the Panama Canal? A: The Panama Canal is a busy ditch. Q: Why don't blondes like anal sex?

Q: How do you get a blonde off of her knees? A: Come. Q: What is the best blonde secretary in the world to have? A: Dirty Jokes - Various - Awesome Fest 4 that never misses a period. Q: What's the difference between a bowling ball and a blonde? A: You can only fit three fingers inside a bowling ball! Q: Why did the blonde tattoo her zip-code on her thigh? A: She wanted a lot of male in her Dirty Jokes - Various - Awesome Fest 4 Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a brick wall?

A: A brick walls only been laid once Q: What do you say to a blonde that won't give in? A: "Have another beer. A: Walks Home Q: Why are there lip stick stains on the steering wheel after a blonde drives a car?

A: Because she blows the horn! Q: How can you tell a blonde"s been in your fridge? A: There is lipstick on Dirty Jokes - Various - Awesome Fest 4 cucumber. Q: How do blondes play Russian Roulette?

A: They jack six dicks until one gets a facial. Q: Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears? A: So she wouldn't get Hearing Aides. Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a telephone?

A: It costs 30 cents to use a telephone. Q: What do blondes wear behind their ears to attract men. A: Their heels. Goodnight Tonight - Unknown Artist - Parade Of Pops Why is a blonde like a hardware store?

Q: Why is 68 the maximum speed for blonds? A: Because at 69 they blow a rod Q: What is a blonde's favorite nursery rhyme? A: Humpme Dumpme! Q: Why does a blond whistle when she pees? A: So she knows what lips to whipe! Q: What did the blonde's right leg say to the left leg? A: Nothing.

They've never met. A: Between the two of us, we can make a lot of money. Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick? A: Because red means stop. Q: Why is a blonde like a door knob? A: Because everybody gets a turn. Q: What do you call a blonde with pigtails? A: A blowjob with handlebars Q: What do you call a blonde lesbian?

A: A waste. Q: How does the blond turn on the light after she has had sex? A: She opens the car door. Q: Dirty Jokes - Various - Awesome Fest 4 the difference between a blonde and a broom closet?

A: Only two men fit inside a broom closet at once. Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put spikes in their shoulder pads. Q: How do blondes pierce their ears? A: They put tacks in their shoulder pads. Q: What's the difference between a blonde and your job? A: Your job still sucks after Dirty Jokes - Various - Awesome Fest 4 months. Q: How can you tell which blonde is the waitress?

A: She is the one with the tampon behind her ear, wondering what she did with her pencil. Q: How can you tell when a blonde is dating?

A: By the belt buckle impression on her forehead. Q: What did the blonde customer say to the busty waitress after reading her name tag? A: "'Debbie' What did you name the other one? A: Her feet! A: The rest are hunt'n peckers.

Q: What do blondes and cow-pats have in common? A: They both get easier to pick-up with age. Q: What does a screen door and a blonde have in common? A: The more you bang it, the looser it gets. Q: What do you call two nuns and a blonde? A: Two tight ends and a wide receiver. Q: Why did the blonde smile when she walked the marriage aisle? A: She realized she gave her last blowjob. Q: Why did the blonde have a sore navel?


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